Oh suck it up. We open on a rainy night as the narration tells us about how the end of the world can occur in the blink of an eye. When all of a sudden the world starts to slow down as monsters appear out of nowhere. By slow down I mean, it's almost as if the world is lagging, you could still talk but your body can't keep up. The monsters on the other hand can move through the lag with no problem, going at normal speed.
|I'm siiiiiiinging in the raiiiiin, just siiiiinging in the raiiiin.|
|Yes, the Global Freeze which is why it's mostly focused around Japan and the easternmost parts of China judging by this shot, okay.|
|Red: Do ya think we should help? Green: After they made all those "Need for Speed" movies? I say we get some Marshmallows. Purple: But I want Hotdogs. Red & Green: Shut up!|
|Some say that he once made a exact scale replica of the Tokyo tower in five minutes, using only chopsticks. Others say that he was once known as a Superhero known as Kamen Rider Drive, all we do know is; he's called The Stig.|
|Hell this SOB is one of my favorite examples of that.|
|Well, at least it's not Ebola!|
|Our hero everyone, a frigging laid back sloth.|
|The voice of reason on the show, ladies and gentlemen.|
|She's apparently less his partner and more of his babysitter.|
|a.a.k.a the crank case room.|
|Oh my god scary face!|
|You can just tell this guy was bully chow as a kid.|
|Apparently Shinnosuke has been driving around in a remodeled KIT from Night Rider|
|Dude, stop being so happy that you're near his crotch, you've just met and he might not swing that way!|
|Does Shinnosuke listen to Rock and Roll? He does?! Arrest him, take his badge and tar and feather him!|
|What? Don't your cops show up at crime scenes wearing props that would have been laughed off the set of Clones of Bruce Lee?|
|Krusty if you don't mind?|
|Hang on, I'm pretty sure you don't tamper with a crime scene. Call me crazy.|
|029? Is that his assembly number or something?|
|I seriously want to know who drew this! They just look adorable.|
|Now we really know what made the Red man red.|
|Stupid fucking white man|
|Kamen Rider Drive Type Speed.|
|OMG Bruce Wayne is Batman!|
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